Too soon? Probably not.

Konami lost all their scruples in the 90’s.

Hopefully they won’t be hunted down by Walter Palmer and his bros.

You didn’t roll deep with little boy blue? Pfft.

I’m sure that made your girlfriend feel wonderful dude...

I’ll give it a go. I always forget about Quen because, well, the game wasn’t hard until this brick shithouse of a former elf started punching me in the face.

The grandmaster of throwin’ shade and pouring salt.

Speaking to the difficulty thing, I’ve hit a wall against Imlerith. This walking tank of an asshole hits too fucking hard in the last portion of the fight. What am I missing? (Git gud)

You might even call it a LEAKY Valve. Sorry.

Feathered and not so lethal, Cotton!

But will there be a secret achievement tied to bestiality? This is the biting question.

My body is ready to V.A.T.S. the absolute fuck out of some Behemoth mutants. Snarky assholes.

This has been one of the surprises of the year. Dontnod are one hell of a promising dev.

That’s precisely where hot dogs belong. Leave it there kid.

This! I adore Witcher 3, warts and all, but it’s so god damn big.

Yes but will the intrepid, pixely main character with some brief lessons in karate ever acknowledge that he’s gay?

Three Dog Night was full of shit. SEVEN is the loneliest number.

Activision is by far the most overtly annoying, ham-fisted publisher in gaming. Someone should make their higher-ups drink nothing by Red Bull for a week. Enjoy your taurine assholes.

The boss fight at the end of 2 was one of the most annoying, tacked on boss encounters in modern gaming. Nearly ruined what was otherwise a fantastic game. Bosses need to go the way of the dodo. And I say this is a fan of the Souls series, so what the hell do I know.

Didn’t think before you sent that off into the world huh?