Perhaps Kojima finally realized he'll never live up to the heights of Kurosawa, whom he so desperately wants to be, and moved on to making porn.

MOBA: Monumental Online Bitchy Angst

That's Lord Bendtner to you.

Think of the children!

"Andrew Luck really loves his tight ends." A tagline for a future Colts porn parody.

It's exactly what Chelsea deserve. Smarmy tarts.

Lob City.

It's about god damn time. Telltale has never had a strict schedule for these episodic games but 4 months was getting kinda ridiculous.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Your troll game is strong today Fahey.

Anyone else hungry for a pretzel?

Really? I heard Chopin was hung like a horse.

I wouldn't touch this game with ten foot...well, you know.

Jesus always finds the back of the net.

My response to every single Destiny post in the last two months.

I initially found myself extremely annoyed at how little time you have to run away as the monster right at the start of the match. It forces you to ignore feeding and get as far away as possible while sneaking and creating false trails. This is the biggest mistake I see other monsters making in matches.

Probably the only think he enjoys talking about.

Pre-ordering a consumer product is my God given right as an American. (Hail Satan)

Ben Wa Balls

"Service has been restored." Even when trying to be transparent, Sony is full of shit.* I'm still seeing a large amount of people who can't connect, specifically on their PS4s. What is that about?