Go back to Deadspin where people think the word “truther” is automatically funny, you dumb piece of shit.

Glad they put this game in the afternoon. It really would’ve sucked to have been unable to watch the Montreal Alouettes game tonight.

The best hitter of all time? Are you forgetting Babe Ruth, Barry Bonds, and a few hundred others?

In the 3 years after 1983, Pete Rose amassed 0.8 wins above replacement. In the past three seasons, Ichiro has amassed 0.8 WAR and is projected to be a replacement-level player for the remainder of the season.

Deadspin’s blindly-loyal defender to the rescue!

Pretty sure that was Nate Robinson

Your argument is “it’s Deadspin, and we should expect them to write false things.”

False flag? What the fuck? You are the one who agreed with the author’s binary thinking. Shut the fuck up.

Hot take.

...look at these people losing their shit over an 8:30 start time. Are you 90 years old?

Haha sure buddy. Nobody watched both the Penguins and Blackhawks games tonight.

“Fuck I don’t want to go back to Oakland”

Honestly, at this point, we should be surprised when Redford writes something that’s correct.

“There are two ways to look at the Tampa Bay Lightning’s game and series-winning goal deep into the third period.”

Oh, so now you’re acting like a cheap plastic bracelet (!!!) can injure somebody, but a cheap plastic animal can’t.

Chicago fans: beat up a coach on the field

So it’s okay to throw shit on the ice if you’re happy, but not if you’re sad. Interesting.

Petchesky, a Yankees fan, has no comment on your picture. He simply “notes it and files it away”

Never saw Houseguest with Phil Hartman and Sinbad? You poor bastard.

There were more goals than fights in this game.