What Jimmy Rollins said eight years ago remains the truest thing that’s ever been said about Philly fans: “I might catch some flak for saying this, but, you know, they’re front-runners. When you’re doing good, they’re on your side. When you’re doing bad, they’re completely against you ... In Philly, can’t be no punk.”

My favorite part of this story is that the police described a car as a human:

The difference, of course, is that Hinkie quoted his sources, while the comment to which I responded is a lazy, years-old meme.

Thank you. Unlike you, I don’t claim to be omniscient.

Rebuttal: you are confused. I feel no guilt for the actions of other people.

“Counterpoint: you’re repeating something you heard someone else say, and you’ve likely never been in the same room as Sam Hinkie.”

Counterpoint: you’re repeating something you heard someone else say, and you’ve likely never been in the same room as Sam Hinkie.

Way to completely misunderstand the point.

“imo” means dogshit. Bautista was out, and he interfered with the fielder well before his teammate reached first. Game over. He should keep his hands to himself next time.

Thanks for the update, Patrick.

“For some reason, fans decide to behave a certain way. Simultaneously, I write for Deadspin, specifically mocking these fans, and I am completely mystified why these people would try to grab my attention “

Your comment reeks of Christianity privilege. Who are you to judge the visual frequency of his lights, you insensitive fuck?

I’m sorry that the Lightning have existed longer than your marriage did.

I know your comment is in jest, but the Leafs have been playing well lately.

Deadspin didn’t criticize Golden State for tanking in 2012. That would’ve required Deadspin paying attention to Golden State in 2012.

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I love this comment

Hopefully handbag etiquette is included as well.

Or maybe the refs stopped fixing games and intentionally fucking with him, because one of those refs served federal prison time then wrote a book about it.

“a shaking incident” lol.