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The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

In a league that “cares about player safety” this man still has a job. Not to mention he fucking sucks as a coach too. 

“I know he calls himself Jeff Stone now...I don’t care. GET ME GILLOOLY!”

I’m almost in awe of the Patriots complete unwillingness to even gesture towards giving a fuck about caring about the severity of these allegations.

Shut up, tomato.

Dismiss Craig, it’s just tomatoface attempting to troll again.

My grade school student government ran better than this utter shit pile. 

Quiet, Tomato. Or it’s soup for you.

I don’t know if there’s ever been a more appropriate use for this gif.

The Washington Post reports that previously a parent took a photo of her backside and shared it with other parents

That fan’s conduct was a perfectly reasonable reaction to the obviously threatening behavior by #26.”

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

More confidence than you’ll get from waxing the dolphin.

The void was actually created by allowing the Jets, Jags, Browns and Dolphins to play at same time. Their combined ineptitude created a black hole that literally sucked the life out of its fans.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

You get the sense they have more or less given up, and just fall back on either repeating Trump’s mistake and insisting it’s the truth ad nauseam, or simply refusing to comment on it.

Yea, but since he literally knows nothing about anything, it adds up fast. 

Why would anyone think this would be convincing? The damage from such a stupid error has to be far greater than the benefit of half-assedly trying to justify Trump’s stupidity.