I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, unfortunately: BULLDOZE THAT FUCKING SCHOOL LIKE ABU GHRAIB PRISON.

And again, we see how women are valued. (Not equally)

I’m so baffled what person would turn being “stable” into a recurring brag. I’ve literally never heard anyone exclaim “I am so mentally stable!” with pride

what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius

Except that Trump was at the White House, right? Wouldn’t the better “just in case” move be to have the VP at a different location? (edit: granted that the Trump Administration will generally do the dumbest thing possible in any given situation)

This regime calls immigration a national security emergency.

If only we could be so lucky...

She saw a one-on-one meeting with an unmarried Jezebel in his calendar, and called him home to self-flagellate in his repentance dungeon

Female Uber driver showed up. Caused the whole avalanche. Butterfly effect, man.

Haha, first thing I thought was “Mother” had something to do with this. 

He treats the presidency like a reality TV show.  Tune in next week to find out what happened!

“a top staffer for Vice President Mike Pence said he “can’t talk about” why Pence abruptly—and without much explanation—canceled a trip to New Hampshire to stay in Washington earlier this month.”

It’s a lot like how the GOP treats veterans.

Because the NFL is a monsterous organization that would rather attempt to silence the loved ones of deceased players to protect their bottom line than eat into their profits to provide proper healthcare for their crippled greats

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

These camps are honestly worse than I expected (although I should have expected it). My worst case scenario I guess is it becoming literally a crime to dissent from Trump, but the concentration camps are are truly something I did not imagine. If, on November 9th, 2016, you’d said you were afraid of this, people would…

My worst-case scenario for this presidency is worse than this, but only because of its timeline—I sorely underestimated how incredibly incompetent and how amazingly lazy this president is. It’s going pretty much like I thought it would, just at a more leisurely pace.

That alone made me think of Kelly Bundy from "Married with Children".  She always did the same thing. 

Being an upper crust Brit, I bet May speaks passable French and the other three are francophone. That whole conversation should have just shifted over as soon as someone noticed blondie sidling up.

Maybe the G20 has never heard of Take Your Daughter to Work Day?