How very soccer to have the result of the request for comment be nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil-nil.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Every time I see Gomer Gohmert and the slack jawed yokels in his staff, I can not help but marvel at what a land of opportunity we live in.

His announcement rally tonight will probably be completely off the fucking rails, it would be entertaining if his regime wasn’t so damn sinister.

I don’t doubt that Trump’s fat bigoted ass actually wants to deport everyone and everyone, but let’s be very clear about something: this is absolutely nothing but yet another short-sighted Trump misdirection. He’s had a bad week, and he’s trying to just throw as much shit on the fire as he can, trying to take…

So in order to civilian-enforce an ordinance intended to lower the chance of making a mess, the old guy knocked a tray of ice cream samples out of your hands? And thus proved his own point? BY GOD, THE SYSTEM WORKS!

We spent a few days in that area maybe four years ago just after Christmas and it was all very, very strange. Outside of the touristy areas, it was very pedestrian-unfriendly.  It kind of felt like the California equivalent of Cameron Frye’s house.

No house numbers, so you have to pick up your mail at the post office?  I presume that means that if your house catches fire you have to bring the fire to the fire house too.

I’m having trouble figuring out if he is such a complete narcissist that freaks out if the spotlight is off him for even an instant or if his brain is so far gone that he doesn’t even realize that he’s NOT part of this year’s production of An American President. Maybe it’s both.

Anyone who ever—even for an instant—takes the spotlight off Special Big Boy is getting a reprimand.

This dude is further up his own ass than the super-serious high school theater kid who hisses at the parents in the audience if someone sneezes during that year’s production of CATS.

Looks like the administration may have found its next soon-to-be-disgraced former something or other (though acting director of ICE is disgrace enough on its own). Only the best people, my ass.
 

I’m impressed.  I have looked at El Capitan a few times and taken a couple of pictures of it. Would I climb it? No, I told you I have looked at it.

Nah, there’s plenty of union guys who aren’t this shitty and then shitty on top of it.

What’s left of his lasagna brain said: Ooh! Race car! NASCAR love me!

NASCAR goes far left. Everything is mandated to look the same, but rampant cheating occurs hidden from enforcement officers.

How much of a narcissist do you have to be to not only comment about an entirely different motorsport during this event, but to make this off-topic comment for the sole purpose of self-glorification?

Crazy girls are the most fun. She looks like a blast!

Called it.

The Patriots infrastructure he needs to re-create are having 3 other pathetic teams in your division, and thus a rubber stamp for the playoffs.