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TOTALLY AGREE! I think we sometimes confuse ‘hot with limited range’ as ‘deep person with magnificent understanding of the human psyche’.

I DID IT ALL FOR YOU, DAMIEN!!!!

Tiffany looks like she’s been stress eating.

Florida republicans are on a tear this week. I mean, more than usual.

I’m coming down on NFL fans because it’s happening now. I was 13 when Craig Hodges incident went down but I damn sure referenced in a piece I wrote which was originally titled “Fuck Michael Jordan.” I’m not holding the NFL’s feet to the flame for what they did to George Taliaferro, I’m holding them accountable for

At the hearing, he failed to identify the acronym for “Real Estate Owned” properties; instead, for some reason, he thought Rep. Katie Porter was asking him about Oreo cookies. Given this man is in charge of American public housing, the flub (his second of the day) was widely reported and roundly criticized. It was

He’s actually pretending he’s turning 72?... He’s so fucking vain he’s lying about his age?... Or is it an attempt to appear younger than Biden and Sanders, specially when people are starting to question how old is too old for a president. This is pathetic.

“Master Race ” genes at their finest....

One could say a good number of them brought it on themselves by voting for the fat, moronic failure.

Watching Trump fuck over the people dumb enough to vote for him is the only entertaining thing about his presidency.

Sometimes I wanna turn on Faux News to see how they spin his tweets when they directly contradict each other.

About fucking time - there are people in the Panhandle still living in tents and the season starts again at the end of the month.

Hasn’t this sort of thing always been present in horse racing? A jockey could always question how another horse ran and get that horse DQ’d for something like this. That is why they won’t cash tickets till the scoreboard says “official” and this system exists because horse racing survives off gambling, which is why it

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

Manny Machado: good-natured scamp.

“Revisionist history” has become one of those mindless conservative buzzwords that loses any objective meaning, just like “activist judges” and “religious freedom”. These words all originally had a fairly narrow meaning but have become vacuous signals for conservatives.

The religious conservatives don’t care that Trump leads a life of sin. Even the Mormons, who are by my count the least hypocritical religious folks in this country, stand by Trump because he appoints judges they like.

As millions of American Christians are in church this morning, their anointed leader is tweeting propaganda from a smallish omelette bar.

Following the Trump pardon, Larry Mitchell Hopkins will go on to team up with Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Erik Prince to form Blackwater 2: American Border Security Forces.