“I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something.”

I’m working the Stormy Daniels angle via an orange cheetoh peen.

If it’s Tebow, God would be the one jerking him off.

The Best! The Best (Handjob) a Man Can Get!

Roger Goodell. He’d have to suspend himself, then appeal the suspension to himself.  Then sue himself in court.

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

Just a couple Johns being Johns.

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

“Oh god, why did I sign up to be the token black guy with the fucking Brady Klan?”

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Nothing goes together like racism and fraud. 

Billionaires hate it when you call them out on their shit. They’re not used to it at all. They’re like 3 year olds getting caught red handed then blaming it on anything in sight.

I get it. You’re just going along, minding your own business and then, boom, you listen to some news and you’re racist. 

If she wasn’t standing next to Trump, I never would have guessed that was Melania. I think that’s the first genuine smile I’ve seen on her

Holding the headphones up to her ear so she doesn’t muss her hair is especially infuriating to me for some reason. “I’ll pretend to be an important White House official, but not if it inconveniences me in even the most trivial ways. This hairstyle is too expensive for some grody headphones!”

Pence was confused because he thinks that Europeans buy into that master race bullshit like most Trump supporters.

Anything that throws off dog shit like that is great. Let the Trumps eat shit for everything they’ve put THE WORLD through.

i was hoping theyd be seated at the VERY back.

Get a load of Daughter Dingus sitting there like she’s some sort of V.I.P. She’s as out of place as a flea-ridden dog at an elegant dinner party or a loud fart in church. As far as Pence goes, that ass-clown is Waddlin’ Don’s #2 which sums him up quite nicely. If you don’t want to stink, don’t roll around in shit.

Not allowing them entry at all would have been what they deserve.

The Birmingham Whateverthefuck’s Roster:

All I want for Christmas is a Birmingham Whateverthefuck’s away kit!