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While HoAs are pretty fucking terrible, by and large, this uh... I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say that this seems like not the best way to go about protesting yours.

Everything he says is a lie.

I love when he tries to make his Serious Presidentman Face.

A coach has a BBQ at his house with recruits and the NCAA is all over it. A coach kills one of his players, and keeps his job.

And he’s facing Khalil Mack. You should probably prep an obit to save some time Sunday.

I wonder if Millennium will wear a coat that says “I really don’t care, do u?” written in Yiddish on the back.

So, the president of “white guys with guns” will mark a massacre perpetrated by a white guy with guns by visiting white guys with guns…

I’m just glad they are finally tackling the important issues in their sport.

Me-gone Kelly Today

No one of any consequence watches FOX. Let the racist stew in their cousin-fucking juices.

Megan Kelly is the Brett Kavanaugh of news personalities. Anyone in the biz could have come up with a list of 30 other bleached-blondes with conservative politics who could have done this job. But, no.

Just once in my life I want somebody to pay me tens of millions of dollars to fail spectacularly. 

I think you may be correct. They’ve already been concentrating the immigrants into camps.

I don’t believe you are joking.  That’s the sad part.  

I think the current zero tolerance policy is only temporary and Trump is eventually going to come up with a final solution to the immigration question.

Yeah. High profile domestic violence case, and apparently justice was done. But...

Remember, he got the position through nepotism, not roid rage. 

A giant bafoon...

Which is good, because the shape of his head will immediately notify people.

Probably on October 11, 2021. The system works!