We finally know where The Village is located!

“I was just telling my family I was ok”

We can’t talk about his behavior yesterday, and not talk about this:

Better break out those paper towels.

Peterman’s performances are some of the worst I’ve ever seen sport be damned.  He overthrew the receiver (which ironically is Kelvin Benjamin - HA!) by 10 yards. Oh and the pass was about 3 yards behind him (how’s that for accuracy Kelvin). 

so...he is gonna get more chances than he deserves?

Nathan Peterman: Starting QB, despite his most recent appearance including 5 picks in a half.
Colin Kaepernick: still not even a backup QB in the NFL.

On the one hand, Nathan Peterman sucks at football.

I coached 6th graders in Overland Park, KS many years ago. We played against Darren Sproles and he gashed us for approximately 900 yards and 21 touchdowns by halftime. He was the greatest pee-wee football player I ever saw and what he’s done in college and the NFL has never surprised me.

Nice work Deadspin. I come for the dick jokes, but I stay for the hard, throbbing investigative journalism. 

Mouth breathing morons who reflexively worship the flag do not have the slightest inkling of what that flag means. Nazis worship flags. Americans stand, or kneel, for the freedom of expression and the right to peaceful protest against injustice that the American flag symbolizes.

Anyone here remember when then-candidate Trump gave out Lindsey Graham’s personal cell phone number, just to be a prick?

When will people hold their representatives, as in “YOU ARE REPRESENTING US, THE PEOPLE OF YOUR DISTRICT, YOUR STATE!”, to actually answering questions and acting responsibly and respectfully, as opposed to just electing whoever the party throws in front of you because, well, we need to hold/takeover the house/senate.

As a UMD fan I completely agree.  Burn it all down.  If this is what the administration thinks is the kind of thing it needs to do to become a “big” program, I’d rather the team lose every game till eternity.  Football is not worth it 

It’s obvious to college football fans that Maryland doesn’t play football most weekends in the fall.

Hey man, he’s not a victim.  “His kids” are the victims.  Totally not him, just the kids.  And the players.  And the fans.  And the staff.  But mostly the kids.  

Wonder how long before the Cowboys hire him?

“Zach Smith Is Having A Public Meltdown”

Nah, he’s been chewing Adderall by the fistful and is in a full on rage storm.

So, how do we come back from this? Suppose a Democratic candidate wins the White House in 2020, and Trump leaves without violence or a court fight. We saw how “let’s just let bygones be bygones” worked with the Bush war criminals, and how we wound up with Trumpsters a few years later.