Jesus Christ.

Ol’ DJ is Toast.  Good riddance.  Now I want reporters to start peppering Will Muschamp with questions and see if he’s still willing to defend his best bud.  Fuck all these motherfuckers.

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

A Folger’s can it is, then!

I can’t remember the last time I deliberately watched a MNF game that didn’t involve my favorite team. The matchups always seem to be shitty, and the games even worse - it seems like NBC gets the better of the matchups. It used to be required viewing. But there are Thursday night games. On Saturday I can watch any…

I kind of find it funny (read: horrifying, maddening) how Steve Scalise has been consorting with the Klan for decades...but he gets shot and gets a standing ovation in the House when he returns. 

Actually, he has two full time people who just operate the capslock.

Temporary Nazi professor, got it 😒

I’m kind of amazed Trump has speech writers

That really is the entirety of Trump’s strategy, if not life.

“And when you tell me that, you know, he should testify because he’s going to tell the truth and he shouldn’t worry, well that’s so silly, because it’s somebody’s version of the truth. Not the truth,”

so let me see if I understand this... if it turns out that we elected someone that used to be the Grand Duke of the KKK but had resigned before being president then that would be OK?

This shit is ridiculous and has got to stop. This is not justice for anyone on any level. I’m becoming more and more embarrassed that this is my country.

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

So in the past week Putin has appointed Steven Seagal as special ambassador to the US and Trump is now embroiled in a secret recordings controversy with Omarosa Manigault Newman.

Nah.

As a Maryland season ticket holder (haven’t missed a home game in almost 20 years), these reports make me sick to my stomach. Unless he can somehow prove that these reports are a compete fabrication (they arent), durkin and the strength and conditioning staff should be out on their ass. I get that this macho bullshit…

The owners colluded to hide information on devastating brain injuries caused by their workplace, I have no doubt that they would collude on salaries from a purely moral perspective.

Obligatory fuck Luke Heimlich.