On television, please. Even if he survived, the thought of people seeing him bleed (in particular) would mortify him to death.

There’s no natsec issue, and Trump wants them there to shoot at people from the “caravan” that the neo-Nazis pushed up the racist far-right chain all the way up to Fox.

It was mostly him drinking Cokes, swatting at KellyAnne’s ass, wondering out loud why he was recording a speech honouring Dr. Ben Carson, and muttering about how he was going to destroy Bezos, even if he had to close the Post Office to do it.

If he’s getting grilled by Fox News, he’s toast.

The man is not very smart, and doesn’t read too good. He likely had to stop and have someone help him find his place pretty often, especially on something his heart’s not really in.

I hope his head explodes.

You know what they say, the redder the better. Fingers crossed he’s bleeding out of all his pores before long.

The president’s attention span is about six seconds. That many cuts seems about right. I’d love to know what—and how much—they left on the floor.

I’m not gonna say you’re right, but I DAMN sure ain’t gonna say you’re wrong.

Any dog whistle that they can get out of something...they will

Red-faced instead of orange-faced. Is this a new look for summer?

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

What the Hell, I’ve always been a risk taker,right?

Don’t forget her “White blonde angel in Africa” book.

Who gives a fuck how Trump treats *you* personally? The version of himself that he portrays to the rest of the country is a vile, racist dipshit. That’s what is actually important when it comes to politics, which you are both fucking involved in. This woman is so ridiculously deluded I actually find it impressive. She…

He should have stuck to fleecing them using religion. That’s legal.

All the people saying that Hogg is such a terrible person for what he’s doing to poor little Laura can, in the truest sense, go fuck themselves.

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

From the pockets of billionaires to teachers.