Yep, the one consistent thing about the entire Administration is that none of them feel the slightest need to hide their corruption. It’s as if they believe they’re immune from any possible consequences. What could have given them that idea?

 At one point, Bush said that, unlike Trump, he returns home every day to his children “who actually love me.”

“There are some fine carcinogens on both sides of this issue.”

In other news the Trump administration would like to rekindle the debate over whether tobacco causes cancer and which brand has the smoothest flavor.

This president is having problems with someone named Stormy so he hires someone named Sunshine?

It’s important to point out that SHS, as the voice of the current administration, does nothing but lie.

You’re kidding, right? They don’t care. You can complain all day. It doesn’t change the fact they don’t care.

I tune in to watch the floundering, I’m never disapointed

literal economic anxiety

“isn’t it ‘interesting’ that Sarah Huckabee Sanders answered a question about racist police violence by going off on a wild, panicked tangent about the economy and border security?”

I don’t think we need to be reminded that the administration doesn’t give a shit about black people, it’s obvious on a day to day basis. No one who cares forgot about this fact.

Death. Penalty.

My Birds just won a championship by showing the NFL that it makes sense to invest in your QB2 so that you can actually remain competitive if your starter goes down instead of entering full fledged tank mode.

Further fixed.

DeShaun Watson may be the only person in America to have a worse back up than Donald Trump.

I don’t puke love to see Trump show up with a frazzled public defender at the Mueller trial.

It’s such a textbook narcissist move. Listening to the way he responds to things like this—not just this instance, but all of the others, particularly the ones where we have his actual tweets or spoken words to look at, it’s not just lying, from the way he responds... it’s like every time a situation arises that makes…

That probably plays a role to some degree, but I think the overwhelming factor is “no law firm wants to take on a complete lemon of a client who is clearly guilty, won’t stop publicly digging his hole even deeper, won’t follow his legal team’s advice, is potentially facing serious federal charges and won’t pay them…

I saw somewhere that one of the reasons no top law firm will take him on is their female partners and associates do not want to be representing that pig. They think it’ll really hurt recruitment of women lawyers.

If Trump was lying about being a Germaphobe then what else is he lying about?