Sadly there is zero chance DeVos gets fired. Her family of ACTUAL billionaires are some of the biggest national GOP donors and there is no way in hell Trump is going to risk losing their sweet, sweet bribes, er I mean campaign donations, by shit canning her evil and incompetent ass. Especially when he can embezzle a…

Remember in Silence of the Lambs:

Opinions I have heard:

Trump has been “telling friends for months that [Singapore’s] policy to execute drug traffickers is the reason its drug consumption rates are so low.”

Teachers who observe their students dealing drugs will be authorized to shoot them on the spot.

He can start with the large pharmaceutical companies who continue to push pain killers that are killing citizens instead of pain. They are also some of the largest contributors to keeping cannabis, a harmless product that could potentially help millions, off the ballot.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

Like all things in this administration, this will be forgotten in 24 hours when the next insane thing happens.

“People say I had a meltdown on TV—I melted TV down that day. I wanted to show what this independent counsel, this independent investigation does to people like me.”

That has to go from nerve racking to boring pretty quickly.

Wow, good thing he’s got that “officer” right there to make sure he’s not up to something nefarious.

Dang that’s terrible but remember we can’t just dissolve ICE because who will do all this great agenda-free law enforcement for us?

Well, the words “she’s a fucking moron” spring to mind.

Maybe like Trump, her family just bought her education? That’s my guess.

Excuse my language, but why the fuck did she even bother coming? Oh, right, because she thinks it looks good. She’s wrong.

“I was just there to be there,” she said. “I told the student newspaper reporters that I would love to come back sometime.”

Last one off the Titanic don’t forget to turn out the lights.

You libs are so judgmental. You know, some people, REAL AMERICANS, read his words with pride.

Regardless of what you think about his positions and policies (just kidding, he has neither), I don’t know how anybody can listen to him and not conclude that he’s remarkably stupid and profoundly ignorant.

Isn’t forcing someone to stay in Ohio cruel and unusual punishment?