And likely voted for Roy Moore... cause... Alabama.

I bet this guy was a pizzagate truther

Moment I read he’s from Alabama I knew he was one of the “good Christian” types who’ll say things like “Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed”

I assume the GOP will give him a cabinet position soon.

Crawford admitted that the messages indicated the daughter was 12, but that he found it hard to believe and showed up to see if it was true. If it was, Crawford said, he wouldn’t have gone through with underage sex

Yeah, but I bet he still stood for the National Anthem!

Time for my usual 5 scalding hot showers in a row.

“I just met the guy with the van in the parking lot to see if there really was an underage girl to have sex with. You know, out of curiosity. Not out of wanting to have sex with her. Y’all are gross.”

Damn. I see construction equipment in a a lot and wonder what’s about to be built. I don’t immediately leap to a complete military overthrow. I don’t even know how one connects those particular dots.

A heavy-equipment dealer opened near us about that time and my FIL was convinced, before the signs went up, that all the bulldozers and graders being moved in was the start of martial law. A slow-moving, yellow martial law, at that...

Conservatives Spent the Oscars last 10 years Freaking Out About the Dumbest Shit

Right up there with the “Cut the police some slack, it’s a dangerous job out there, everyone has guns!” and “Let everyone have guns”.

Sure, they applauded {the military}, but they weren’t standing and looked very bored because what is war but the ultimate celebrity buzzkill, amirite?

So basically, what he’s saying is, “Watch out, BIG PHARMA CEOs!”

The general consensus among wealthy Trump supporters is that he’s a fucking idiot, but he’s a useful one.

What...the...everlasting...f*** is wrong with people?

What fucking chair is this sleepy asshole looking for that’s $5,000 plus?

This is classic textbook Tinpot Dictator behavior. Fire everyone who knows how to do the job; replace them with your family, your friends, the guy who worked as your bodyguard back in the day, your personal pilot who needs sheltering from a domestic violence scandal or two, your wife’s party-planner, etc.

the GOP is more than happy to look the other way when its clear they are each personally getting richer and fucking over their constituents.