Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

“the Senate Intelligence Committee is now demanding that the president hand over the “tapes” by June 23rd. So he has two weeks.”

“Just let me explain. I’ll concentrate. If I’m trying to level, keep this level, in your mind. This draws my attention away and my concentration.”

No, go to prison old man. In fact, live a long life in prison.

I’ve been trying to reconcile how the man, who created Clair Huxtable and a TV show that went to great lengths to prove that women were equal to men, could be capable of all this horrific behavior.

In typical Trumpian fashion, Kasowitz’s statement then swung from broad declarations of Trump’s innocence, flat denials that Trump did any of the bad things Comey said he did, and denunciations of Comey himself.

Hail to the covfefe.

Yes, it’s the people who notice the VERY obvious mistake that are the idiots... certainly not the legal expert who is supposed to be representing the most powerful man in the world.

Yeah, so I’m not a lawyer but I do follow a number on Twitter, and I’m almost entirely certain his “Comey illegally leaked!” shtick is pure horseshit. First, it’s not classified despite what that statement claims. Second, he was a private citizen at the time, so it’s not “unauthorized”. Your client fired him, remember?

Did anyone read Kasowitz’s statement?

Hail to the cheif, baby!

Buddy, this is TRUMP’S U.S. of A.—Clusterfucks will always get bigger!

Is this because Trump’s administration is not a big enough clusterfuck???

My favorite response was “There has never been a terrorist attack at my house. I masturbate incessantly. Draw your own conclusions.”

There’s only one word to describe this:

I’m fully expecting congressional republicans to spend 10s of millions of dollars investigating why Trump lied to America about Casinoghazi. Trump lied, 37 died!

Question: Wasn’t the Trump Organization planning to open a casino to go along with their Trump Tower development in Manila? Could this be a way of dealing with competition? Just spitballin’ here.

The GOP will be laughing down on us from their Mar De Lago moon facility in 5 years when the earth goes tits up. I honestly think that’s their long game on all things environment.

Covfefe? Am I too late to this train?