What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

You left out the biggest story: we (NCFC) had 11 players out with injury or unable to play. Eleven!

By NCAA football standards, he would have been flagged for taunting and lost the goal (while, naturally, still getting a free pass on the sexual assault allegations). By baseball standards, Goose Gossage would already have unretired for the express purpose of drilling him into next week. But by soccer standards, yeah, …

I think it’s laudable that the construction workers have taken it upon themselves to protest racism in Serie A by refusing to work.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

Didn’t you know that title IX also sets a standard for school design where everything is build in a circle so the main campus is always in the center and equal distance from all major locations on school campus. All schools must be compliance down to the fraction of the inch to not give anyone an unfair advantage. 

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment of American soccer media and probably the USMNT coaching staff.

Wait. A well researched and well written article about soccer that’s also concise? I’m very confused.

Wow, a beautiful tribute to someone who DIED today. You forgot to mention the part where he provided amazing jobs for 50k+ people, and put food on the table for a good part of our country.

The result of the Neymar Sweepstakes could very well determine the next half-decade of European soccer.

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

hey, another anti-VAR Deadspin article! This one making a strained cancer-cold analogy.  It’s funny that as more and more people and pundits are coming around on VAR and realizing that the real problem is vague or poorly worded rules Deadspin keeps digging in. If only they had something new to say instead of rehashing…

First of all, VAR didn’t steal shit, if anything stole anything, the handball rule did. We’re two rounds into the season and holy shit am I already bored of people whining about VAR. I’ve overall been pretty impressed with its implementation. It still has a long way to go, and there’s a ton that needs to be improved…

Exactly right. VAR did its supposed job today — it’s that rule that seems a bit nuts. 

“actually made some mild contact with his left arm.”

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

This feels like a weird definition of theft, but whatever.

Conservatives don't see the free market as the solution to everything. And it's not a "bad thing" to support a duly elected American president.