I heartily agree with your disagreement. However, my first change would be to do away with the practice of providing a wordlist to study. I only learned about that last night, and it’s complete bullshit. It’s not a spelling bee, it’s a contest to see who can memorize the most unusual words off a list.

Officer Billy Badass holding his weapon like he’s watched Scarface one too many times.

“We’ve?” What time shall I pop over for a spot of tea?

Got the bobblehead.

Brake. Nice.

Godwin’s Law v2.

It’s the converse of people originally from Texas who’ll tell you how great a place it is, but for some unknown reason have moved away.

...says someone who’s never had anything but a perfect little angel who will sleep on command, wherever and whenever.

I see what you were trying to do, but this one fell flat. Recommend immediately retiring “threw the dick off [any inanimate object].”

I’m by no means trying to suggest that this gentleman has never been called that name, but my bullshit meter is twitching. Seems like a very convenient narrative. Like pics posted of nasty notes left on bar tabs by supposedly racist customers, which turn out to be hoaxes with saddening frequency.

I finally convinced my wife to get onboard and she binge-watched everything with me leading up to this season. I got some serious side-eye last night.

So many eye-rolls, so many plot holes.

So what, he’s on the juice?

“Whose” = possessive; “who’s” = who is. Grammar Police, out.

RIP, Lex...

Drew, brother, you never seem to want to engage in my brand of banter, and I know we have our differences (most notably in our taste in chili). But on this? You and me see eye-to-fucking-eye.

Forgetting about Kennedy and Chicago?

Those boats look like real brain-fryers/sperm-killers for the bridge crew.

I recall reading something you wrote about how you felt after the last election, so I get the feeling you were not trying to make an analogy to how the left has been acting for years based on the absurd lie about collusion with the fucking Russians.

I do believe that young lady is on the juice.