pukeoncornelius
PukeOnCornelius
pukeoncornelius

“Inequality is America’s most fundamental problem.” Only if you’re talking about inequality of outcomes (which only leftists and naive children would characterize as a “problem”). While I will concede that equality of opportunity is not perfect in the U.S., if you’re suggesting that it is equaled by any other country,

Nice lefty narrative, you hack.

Wait, so you’re telling me the NSA has been vacuuming information about all American citizens, but DHS hasn’t been doing the most basic of background investigating on immigrants? Seriously, who among us doesn’t expect a potential employer to snoop around our internet presence to make sure we’re not some kind of a

Seems pretty clear from the photo that the merchant collided with them, and not vice versa, as your opening sentence concludes.

I personally went on a quest a few years ago for an E91 with a manual. You may as well be looking for a unicorn. Not that they don’t exist - owner’s just don’t want to get rid of them.

My money is on an undiagnosed cardiac issue that finally caught up with him.

Telling someone that two U.S. submarines are “over there” isn’t exactly providing a targeting solution. And frankly, no one who knows anything about anything would be surprised to learn that there are U.S. submarines operating in the western Pacific. Frankly, it would be surprising if we did NOT have submarines in

Seriously? Telling him two subs were “over there” is what you’re basing this Trump bash on? You do realize that no one on the planet would be surprised to learn that there are U.S. submarines in the western Pacific, do you not? Frankly, I’d be surprised if there were NOT.

Why’s it got to be a big “fucking” lie? I mean, on the message boards, fine, but as a headline, or whatever you call that? That just makes you sound like a whiny little shithead on the playground. If you want to be taken seriously, write like an adult.

Colonel, dipshit.

I’m now going to have to try this.

Mazda5, making a hard left-hand u-turn while accelerating up a hill (something done daily at school drop-off), the anti-lock brakes would sometimes engage. Took several drives with a tech riding shotgun before it could be replicated. Tech pretty much threw up his hands and said, “Don’t accelerate while doing a u-turn.”

I believe what he’s saying is that when Obama did it, the media treated it as a welcomed respite for a busy President on the go, but when Trump does it, the same media treats it as if he’s somehow slacking. I think the main problem with his assessment is that he thinks Deadspin is some kind of upstanding beacon of

Meh. Reagan called Nancy “mommy” and I’ve found I call my wife “mama,” even when the kids aren’t around, because it’s what you get used to. Not out at dinner though...

Judging by what I’m seeing on TV, they must’ve all commuted in early. And that’s an awful lot of “paid extras.”

Idiot tasked with regurgitating NY Times hit piece neglects to do a quick Google search.

Or foreplay.

I was heading to the first tee at Spanish Bay back in ‘08, when I almost ran into Tom Colicchio walking back in from said first tee. The missus and I watch Top Chef religiously, so I instantly recognized him and greeted him with a cheery, “Hey Chef!” To which the motherfucker sneered and grunted, like I had just

I saw a Navy A-6 demonstrate this technique once, too.