Or foreplay.

I was heading to the first tee at Spanish Bay back in ‘08, when I almost ran into Tom Colicchio walking back in from said first tee. The missus and I watch Top Chef religiously, so I instantly recognized him and greeted him with a cheery, “Hey Chef!” To which the motherfucker sneered and grunted, like I had just…

I saw a Navy A-6 demonstrate this technique once, too.

Saw them front row center at Merriweather Post Pavilion in 1989. Sugarcubes and PiL opened. Man, I’m old.