Screw your beliefs! Do what the internet tells you!

This is obviously them saying “oh! You want more? Then upgrade and buy the game again!”

“Even the very wise cannot see all ends.”

(Let’s pretend I didn’t Google “cheese puns” and figured my narrative out from there!!! ‘K?? :D)

“...hope that there are still good people out there who do good deeds to help others, simply because they are able.”

“Top four answers are on the board... Name a time when a time machine would come in handy.”

That sounds Gouda. Will you Brie my Valentine? We could have a romantic evening at the Hotel Stilton. If you give me your heart, I’ll look after it Caerphilly. We can spend a week in the summer, up at the lake, were I have a beautiful cottage cheese. We’ll lounge on the dock in the sun, and if you get thirsty, I’ll…

I feel full after the risotto.

Mancheeeeegoooo...

Fact: the quickest way to a woman’s vagina is through her stomach with cheese.

I was not prepared for that picture when I scrolled down, I got an erection so fast I passed out.

I’m glad she’s insane and high all the time. Because it’s in an universe like that with odds like those that maybe one day I’ll bump into her and she’ll fuck me.

What do you think keeps old people alive??

I hate the design of the lightsaber’s blade looking like lightning.

Husband: “Pass the salt.”

JUST CONFIRMED, TEAM FORTRESS 3.

Could mean there’s an Asian who’d probably benefit more from an ESL class rather than relying on Babel Fish?

I get that urge to punch some parents when I learned they named their kid Chayse.

Comma, comma, comma, comma, commacameleon...

“Call Of The Duty”?