and in other action figure news......................

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I love this. I think this is sarcasm but, I don’t celebrate my birthday at all. My wife makes me a nicer meal than usual but that’s it. No presents, no going out, no party.

I could grow fondue you.

I haven’t. But OH MY YUM.

Whisper “Manchego” in my ear and I melt like Velveeta.

Do you think a “hoe bag” is an knapsack with clean undies and body wipes?

If I had to summarize all of Kinja in one comment, it would be this one.

Your answer is curt, cutting and rude. I like it and I like you, too.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.