Again, this summarizes us internet citizens quite succinctly.

“FUCK YOU!!!”

Remember fellas, “let the woman win”.

Krasinski’s weird body, eh? Right...

“Hello, little man...”

Trailer packs (which are the commercials after the preshow up to the actual movie trailers before the feature) aren’t universal. Think TV: assuming you’re American, different commercials run in different parts of your country due to marketing and consumer sensibilities, because focus groups (or corporate executives).…

He’s pretty. He doesn’t have to be smart.

You can be successful and still be a fucking moron. There are plenty of smart people who aren’t.

I heard if you kissed Sharon Stone to quickly, you get an ice cream headache.

I don’t know... how do you ever really know you’re pleasing a woman in bed?

Hi Mexico!

Right. Sometimes.

Oh Canada... terre de nos ennui...

Florida + Meth (probably) = this.