Is ciabatta and boring white bread really our only two options? 

Taco Bell had the “Chilito” which in Spanish means “little pepper”, but is also Spanish slang for “little wiener” so they changed the name to the “Chili cheese burrito”.

Im am way too old not to have a martini, I will have to change that. 

If there is a line ahead of you buying the most marked up item in the tester then they should ne able to staff accordingly

It was a complete statement that did not trail off...

About the same as the Brazilian Real to confederate Dixie notes. 

I love a good French dip, but they are far and few between and the jus is almost always too damn salty

Just because you post something in all caps doesn’t make your comment make sense.

I wish the taco trucks drove around my neighborhood like the ice cream truck, bonus points if they played mariachi music. 

“especially as a Mexican, since I should “know better”

Why did you end what should have been a complete sentence with an ellipsis? 

Nope only Redwings fans had to eat that shit as a kid.

Puma wouldn’t like that, they have a licensing agreement w ferrari

All I heard was blunt

My gut reaction to seeing those shoes atop of that ferrari was that I have to have them. 

“if it’s one of those idiotic school districts where high school starts at 7 am.”

That is not a bad take on this, however she also supplied me with “doggy” bags.

I was actually surprised by this as this is a yearly trip for her and she always just brought a Tupperware tub and a measuring cup.

“It gets frustrating when people do this and there’s only like 2 people working.”

Ok just had this conundrum...my mom asked me to watch her dog for a couple of weeks while she sunbird in Florida. She brought me two weeks of dog food measured in to 28 premeasured zip locks. Ok I know they have had only dog food in them and those few crumbs won’t hurt me, I still have a hard time putting a hot dog…