“Feel free to take away my hipster card. I don’t need it anymore.”

Side note: I have never been to a bad that had Heineken on tap, and I have been to alot of barfs.

You need to own your implanation.

How the hell did you get just one slice of cold cut on your Subway hot dog when all of the cold cuts are presliced and preporportioned and you literally stand there and watch them make your hot dog. 

No you just implied it. 

“In short: GrubHub has been allegedly buying the URL of thousands of restaurants, often times without the knowledge or consent of the restaurant owner, and running a shadow site under the GrubHub platform.”

Or pay insurance and upkeep as well.

Kevin is being misleading by pointing out how GH is being misleading?

I've started to refer to her as unKaren.

Is chilli a soup or a hot dog? 

I love the air pockets...we need a scientific study on how to maximize air pockets when frying chips. 

Spoken like a true Spogarian 

Oh so you were roommates with Cayman. 

Single too I'm sure

Those things are magic too, I put my cheap ass whiskey in one and it instantly becomes top shelf stuff. 

Bonus: you now have a spare set of keys... Skeleton keys! 

You are supposed to rinse and repeat 

Sooo...you have no counter space or table top to lay a towel out at all?

Ferrari 250 GTFO