With that many rides in a tow truck, you must drive a Ford

So says the French model, bon joir. 

Says the guy who has never been to California 

When some of this shit started to surface, my first thought was yes, but this happens all the time, but now there is no one to write up the infractions.

I would not be suprised if he invented the McRib as well, this guy is a true American hero. 

Where I live it is the Florida of the northwest...we had a guy arrested having sex with a beaver and another guy cut off his testicles going through withdrawals... Pasco Washington... I swear I wish I could make this shit up. 

I swear this article was written just to set this joke up, well done sir

The narrative of division inflames racism, does nothing to stop it.

I really hate the fact that anything involving two races is put into a racist narrative.

There is a narrative of division that is being sold. When a unarmed white person is shot and killed it doesn’t go national, why...because it doesn’t fit the narrative of division. There is too much racism to begin with, we don’t need to be sold more. I swear the internet is tearing us apart. 

He forgot to add the spinning scythes.

I love this drink minus the lemon juice and ginger beer. 

I just started facebook, actually inadvertently stole someone else’s account (long story) but am about ready to drop my account.

Where I live in Washington State a few years ago the rental vacancy was less than 2.5% (it’s up around 4% now).

An employee totaled his delivery truck, what no insurance?

Same logic as:

I read the part of the article where they explained how all the fluids were drained, so I’m not sure how much of an oil slick a car with no fluids produces, but OK.

I remember a time when I saw some guys using a sawzall under the hood, I was tempted to come over and say something like “hey you guys need some help, I’ve got tools.” They declined. 

Yes, but I understand grown women playing with overpriced toys that don’t look they’re supposed to. 

You should use some nice Gruyere, from Fribourg melted with the spicy piquancy of some quality blue crumbles in a brioche flat round. Slather the outside with some Indian ghee...press some finely aged parmesan onto the outside so that it crisps to some crunchy, cheesey goodness, slice into octagons, see not too complic…