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Wait, how could fan and parody accounts be shut down by a "free speech absolutist?" You aren't saying Elon didn't think that through, are you?

Reported!

Sigh.

I find it funny that every time a concept like this gets killed, everyone assumes the script was great and it must have been politics. Then, when a movie is actually made and its like “Disney is filming a new Pirates move” the consensus is usually “what a pathetic cash grab, this movie will suck.”

Magistrates of Point Royal

I may have to check my DVD collection but I remember them already doing a female led pirates movie in the mid aughts.

Pirates Of Cape May?

Good.  Nobody is asking for a follow-up.  Go make an entirely new franchise. 

Are you playing a fictionalized version of Sam writing the last paragraph of this article?

The Big Bucket of Sawdust.

So what would happen in the sequel? She gets sick again and falls into another coma?

2 Big 2 Sick.  

The Big Sick Part Deux: Bigger and Sicker?

What? He wasn’t Reb Brown in Captain America.

What? He wasn’t in Thor: The Dark World.

And especially how he got swole even when Marvel and the director didn’t want him to, because he just... decided he wanted to look like that.

Call it “The Big Buff” and it can be about how Kumail got swole to be in the worst Marvel movie. 

No, not recasting was the right idea.