Grasping at straws is no longer confined to the AMC concessions counters.

I’m sad to learn that AMC has been hurt so deeply financially by lockdown that they’re resorting to other sources of revenue.

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I was trying to imagine what role Key was playing, then I remembered this is some sort of weird prequel that no one asked for.

Close your mouth, Tim; your charisma’s drooling out.

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I think it’s pretty likely some Marvel or DC executive at some point in the last 15-20 years has at the very least brought up hiring Tarantino in a meeting. Maybe he was never “officially” offered a movie, maybe feelers were put out and shot down or whatever but it had to have happened, it just seems so obvious.

“Blockbuster franchise films have a chokehold on the industry. Now let me tell you about the Star Trek movie I want to make...”

“He should do a horror movie.”

Dan Harmon announcing that someone is “down to clown” makes me feel like we’re going to throwing up Everclear and shitting out Jack in the Box, simultaneously, in a few hours.

The Han/Greedo Star Wars scene would’ve gone on for half  an hour.

Really looking forward to a scene of MODOK at a bar table with Grim Reaper and The Wizard, all of them just endlessly blathering on about classic rock or something.

What happened to her is between the AV Club and Jesus. And Jesus don’t snitch. 

Wait, so Aldo Raine and Cliff Booth are both teaming up to fight Alien Hitler? How is that possible?

On the other hand, what if Marvel made a Tarantino movie?

I would definitely argue that it was because of Community that Yahoo Screen was a thing for as long as it was.

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Community movie killed Peacock the same way it killed Yahoo! Screen?

Can Kevin Sorbo be involved?