Something tells me that Cinemax's lawyers are gonna have a problem with this

The last piece of the article:

Use a time machine to recruit 2009-era Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka Flame. It'll be done in a month

Good luck, I've been a user for years, pre-kinja, and I'm still in the greys

...I know we're not slandering Tommy Wiseau rn

I was thinking it's wooks who follow the EDM festival circuit around the country, trading their beads for food

Yeah my Sunday afternoon screening was surprisingly jam-packed. I say this as someone who's gotten very accustomed to being one of like 5 people in the theater over the last year

Call your local indie and ask them if they're going to bring it in! Mine often gets things like this a few weeks into their run 

The car chase scene just looked awful, imo, and the whole thing was really lacking the very kinetic feel that the best marvel projects have behind their action scenes (think Winter Soldier, Civil War, the early parts of Shang-Chi)

I’m with you on some of the eventually crossovers. I'm excited for The Marvels and even moreso for Riri and Rhodie in Iron Wars

Jesus Christ

Thor fights crime in a city where it's perpetually raining and filled with red lights and gets really into... let’s say Pearl Jam.

Who hurt you?

“ok here's the thing about Monk. Fuck Monk." -QT, at some point, probably

Sorry, Doolittle was a "passion project”??

I know this isn’t how contracts work, unfortunately, but I think the MCU TV shows would work better if they were presented in the way that Dave Filoni did the original run of Clone Wars. Run a 20 episode season, follow Wanda for 3-4 episodes, then check in with She Hulk, then Falcon gets a one-off adventure with War…

Your last sentence really hits at the core of my issue with this phase. Black Panther 2 felt like the first time since The Blip (except maybe Ms Marvel) that I didn’t feel like I was just watching someone set up a bunch of stuff for later. The stories haven’t felt urgent or carried enough weight on their own, and then…

Hawkeye should have just been a movie, with a better SFX budget.

I think some franchises inside the MCU need to become omnibuses the way Captain America kind of was. Like, I really don’t need to see another Eternals flick, but I’d be into them appearing and being an integral part of a guardians movie. Some characters also need to be relegated to supporting cast the way Iron Man was…

I mean, we still talk about 9/11. Like, you don't just forget that half of all life vanished