‘Mom discovers this one weird trick to survive the zombie apocalypse that Doctors don’t want you to know’

I think, when you realise what story we’re *really* telling kind of cash grab we’re going for, you’ll understand that it can’t possibly fit in one movie!

1. Hire an Asian actor to play the part.

We do not deserve him. He’s like Christoper Reeve as Superman or Chris Evans as Cap: He just is the character come to life.

I, honestly, though Constantine was a bad, bad show. But Ryan as John? Fantastic. I, only, wish the show could have been given the Preacher treatment on AMC or HBO. Allowed to go off the wall crazy and dirty. Given how so many characters were chain smoking on Preacher, at least we know that John would have been able…

He’s not okay. Trust me.

Is he OK yet?

Except that short film looked better than this travesty?

Dude— the problem is that everyone likes the Power Rangers because its so silly. Not inspite of it. This needed to be a colorful, camp, over the top, attitude filled explosion of 1990s absurdity. Instead its a bland by the numbers Young Adult movie with a washed out color palette.

Is there a sizable portion of Power Rangers fans who insist that it’s really dark and gritty, like Batman? I’m trying to figure out who this is for.

That feeling when you just want to fight evil with your color coded friends but the evil lady is giving you a look and you feel funny.

Unfortunately 48% of the voters are unwilling hostages to this idiotic ‘let’s jump off the cliff and work on making a parachute on the way down’ policy.

I feel sorry for the elves, but they probably had it coming.

I’m sure that makes sense to you before you tapped “Publish”... but the rest of us? Looks like we’re completely out of luck.

As a white guy...you’re an idiot.

Such utter and sexist bullshit.

I was quit when I came in here. I’m twice as quit now.

Better Joker than Leto.