This is cool, but to be fair the Air Force fitness test is taking five sips of coffee in less than a minute, waddling across the room to the fridge twice without hyperventilating, and pushing your chair back from your desk without herniating yourself.

Have all the stars.

maybe I just instagram differently than everyone else out there, but i don’t really ever scroll through hashtags to look at other people’s pictures. (ok, i do search #dogsofinstagram when i’m bored)

“I have had a lifelong commitment to the Scouts and support the previous membership policy because it protected children and advanced Scout values. I’m an Eagle Scout. My kids were in Scouts. My mom was a den mother. I think their previous policy was personally fine”.

I second your pissed off and raise you some seething rage. That breed is totally ruined and its gross that breeders are allowed to continue creating such tragically fucked up animals

No. I don't even self identify as an atheist anymore because atheism has really morphed into its own religion, trying to force their beliefs on other people. It's too much of a commitment.

Yes, yes, yes, and truly YES.

“I approve!”

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”

I like they way she is all about safety with the helmet on. Nice touch.

Hi. We did.

Fuck yeah!

I seriously hate my state so much sometimes. There are always old lady anti-choice protesters sitting in lawn chairs outside of the abortion clinic near my house. I flip them off whenever I pass by. Today I will also throw fetuses at them. >:(

But....it's delicious!

Why are Conservatives in the US so obsessed with women’s bodies? It’s creepy and makes the country look like a backwards middle-eastern theocracy.

This picture will forever be iconic:

OMG YES! I was at my sister in law’s recently and we were looking through a bridal magazine with her daughters. One of the photographs included 2 brides getting married. One of her kids (age 4) asked why there were 2 brides in that picture. My SiL responded “well you know how ‘so-and-so in your class has 2 mommies?’…

It’s the same people who ask “How will I explain this to my child?” I dunno bro, fucking tell them. The world won’t open up and swallow them whole. That’s your problem. PUT YOUR PARENT PANTS ON AND TALK TO YOUR FUCKING KID.