Dear Brownback, your name’s a clue where you can leave your tip.

what Satanism is perceived to be:

You’re right, It IS very batman! I was almost expecting .... “To the youth of this city, I will seek justice on your behalf. This is your moment. This is your moment. What does that mean? ......Rise..... Deshii deshii basara! Deshii deshii basara !”

She’s the hero Baltimore deserves, and, fortunately, the one it needs right now.

I didn’t read all of the gawker comments but this is one of my favs

My older son is my salty biscuit and we call him Professor Von Crankypants or the Kaiser of Sulk.

I’m really surprised that the “He snapped his own spine” story didn’t hold up.

in an ironic turn of events, the police union is now demanding an “independent prosecutor”

Sasha she reminds me so much of my younger sis who we call Grumplica Appleton Countess of Crabbydom

I am so sorry and fuck that guy right in the face. You are awesome and he is poop.

What a pile of garbage. Also when people threaten suicide to manipulate I am a firm believer of calling 9-1-1 every time they try it. I find that to be such a disgusting way of trying to get your way. Fuck you dude.

In 2005, Keaton, then married and 41, started an affair with his teenage daughter’s 19-year old roommate, “JD.” When they broke up in 2008, Keaton started calling JD obsessively and leaving voicemails, which sounded like this:

Yeah. Lol I wonder what the male equivalent poster words would be, probably something like:

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”

I never thought about IKEA as a major step in a relationship...until I arrived at IKEA and realized the whole place was laid out exactly like the IKEA where my parents (and my partner’s parents) had taken us both shopping children. Both of us were struggling with Oedipal conflicts before we’d even gotten to the…

You... like assembling furniture?

I don’t know. Did you make sure that one person had a hammer and the other had a pencil behind their ear? Whose fault is it really if you don’t follow all of their instructions properly?