While we definitely need more all-female comedies to exist and I will say how excited I am for the female Ghostbusters to happen, must we have more “female versions” of movies? Can’t we just have some original ideas?

uhhhh no. Last straw for who? Perhaps I have high expectations for people, but I would expect EVERYONE in my life to react non-violently to a drunk person trying to hit them. So if I expect everyone in my life to use their better judgment and not slam people’s faces into the ground, I CERTAINLY expect police officers…

Ain’t no party like the Communist Sausage Party!

I was actually thinking about that exactly. I guess I feel like you should ignore them when they are like... wrong. Like clearly we should all be excited about equality. But I do think, in a sense, your job as a politician is to represent those who elected you.

But then if you misrepresented yourself during the…

So, can we take over the #Upforwhatever hashtag with these?

Hey Bud Light, it’s your shitty beer that’s supposed to be absolutely tasteless, not your advertising!

Not a single woman, would be my guess.

Females were not even allowed into courthouses for thousands of years asshole; read a fucking book.

I will ask you for nudes/anal/cumshots and basically every other demeaning and/or painful thing I can think of. I will do it for your entire life. Nearly every other man on the planet will act the same as me. Every man you come in contact with will ask you for something you don’t want to give, and we will shout at…

First of all:

To be fair, they thought they were hiring a stick to gently poke them, not a mighty spear of truthiness to go for the heart.

Remember when he kept a straight face when that congressman introduced himself as Dick Swett? While he was taking a drink of water? He could dominate a poker championship if he wanted to after he leaves office.

Hillary is exactly like Khaleesi! She’s blonde, I can’t stand her, and she’s a better leader than all the viable alternatives.

Then the pan to the audience; half are laughing like maniacs, the other half is “What? What kind of name is Callisee? Is that Jewish? It’s the end of days!”

Anyone else see, after Obama goes off on climate change, Laverne Cox standing up in the audience like OH SNAP? Amazing! My fave moment of the whole night.

“Khaleesi is coming to Westeros!” Was the best damn part.

<—— Official White House response to hurt feelings ;(.

Key’s crazy eyes are freaking me out

“I can do this.”