I agree! I love dresses. It looks like I’ve put effort in and I have put in NONE.

Man, I’m all in favor of being comfortable, but put on a pretty frock every now and then. Wear a fucking hat. Try. And then go home and take your frock, bra and hat off.

The Vagina Skulls sounds like a band name.

“Hey, I’m bored, wanna take the abortion clinic to court? Also I forgot to tell you when you came to see me last year, but you had a fetus head and skull still lodged in your cooter’s glovebox.”

I find it distressing that the many politicians feel the best way to deal with the homeless is so similar to dealing with a feral cat population. Why don’t we just get the homeless spayed and neutered while we’re at it?

Because blarghflargh durr hurr durr bootstraps blargh duh durrr dirty poors should pull themselves up by those things hurr durr blargh flarghle it’s all their own fault durr durr hurr durr.

Don’t you understand? Joan Cheever is obviously trying to do good deeds to get into heaven. But as the Bible says, it’s easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than to get a rich person into heaven. So the city of San Antonio is making her $2000 less rich, thereby making it that much easier to get her into…

THEY ALIVE, DAMMIT

FEEEMALES ARE STRONG AS HELL!

Oh, honey, no, they can’t read.

Wait, I thought Christians were supposed to be looking forward to Christ’s return in the second coming and/or the rapture. In that case, shouldn’t she be *thanking* Obama?

The world better not end before May 1st, I really want to see The Avengers.

future headline:

I would be willing to bet it was a racist asshole, not your run-of-the-mill callous asshole.

I found a gif of the perp!

It is so fucking French that she would qualify her statement on the fact that LITERALLY EVERY WOMAN RIDING THE METRO REPORTS HARASSMENT with “We say yes to seduction”

Do you think the dog will be filming the divorce too?

I don’t hate feral cats so much as I hate cat owners who let their precious babies roam the neighbor and piss and shit on everything.

Well this is pretty much terrible.

Least surprising news ever. Nothing like living up to our exceptions you filthy whale shits.