THE BAR IS LOW, OK
I’m going to go a different route. Kill Jeb Bush. He is the most likeable and has a greater shot of winning. Fuck Ted Cruz and then spill the sordid details to all the tabloids, ruining his career. Marry Rand Paul and cheat on him mercilessly with some government bureaucrat.
“Fuck Paul, kill Cruz, marry Boosh”
Okay, so after the bandages come off from the human centipede surgery (with Ted Cruz in the middle, of course), I stick them in a trailer, drive to City Hall and marry them. Boosh will have the veil, and chartreuse bridesmaid dresses for the other two. After the Quad Cities honeymoon—
Unrelated: This weekend I saw an older model Ford Explorer with a Ross Perot sticker on it.
I can be friends with a self-described Republican more than I can be friends with a self-described libertarian. Libertarians are top notch assholes who think they are superior because they are not Republican. Nope - they’re just as bad, with extra mansplaining and self-delusion.
Remember when every white man you knew between the ages of 18-35 was all, “WOO RON PAUL FOR PREZ. HES NOT OBUMMER BUT HES NOT A REPUBLICAN EITHER. HES MY BRO. WOO”
SURPRISINGLY COMPLEX BURNS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS, SHEEPLE.
Some women take breaking the glass ceiling really, really seriously.
I am part of the green sliver, btw.
Icing on the cake: he cried in the courtroom.
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Once their 15 minutes of fame is over, I really want to see Jessa shilling for ProActiv.
To me, this is like agreeing to eat only chicken for the rest of your life.
Jumping straight from no-kissing to first kiss and first fuck seems sort of alarming for everyone involved.
No kidding. Mine was reminiscent of a octopus trying to eat a rock. I was the rock. It wasn't a good scene.
That is exactly what's happened here. Ben is the dummest dummy that ever dummed. Like he is so beyond stupid that its insulting to stupid people to call him stupid.