I don't know, I'm actually kinda impressed. I always thought that women got pregnant from sex with men, but Sierra Leone instead found out that it's from spores emitted from other pregnant ladies. That's a scientific breakthrough if I ever heard one.

Abortion is indeed "reversible" in that you can stop a pregnancy you don't want and then go on later to happily conceive a child when you have the right partner/ job/ health insurance/ damn well feel like it. I Hope that this is what doctors will tell patients in Arizona.

At this point, this is how I imagine politicians at work:

OH MY GOD WHY HAVE I NOT HAD AN ABORTION YET? It's reversible, which makes it more fashionably versatile!

I was actually present at the committee discussion of this bill (in the state's rights/federalism committee and NOT the health committee where it belonged). The family planning doctor who argued against the bill was amazing, but I think she knew the whole thing was doomed to begin with. The representatives kept…

In his defense it is quite difficult to count past 6. You got that 7 and 8 stuff. Then 9 which is just 6 upside down. Personally, I refuse to believe 9 exists. I just skip to 10. Beyond that, who the fuck knows.

"Is that like if a woman seeks an abortion, then a doctor can step in and make them stay pregnant?"

NO ONE OUT FLORIDA'S FLORIDA!

I can't be mad at this because I don't even know what the purpose of this is. Is it supposed to raise doubts in the mind of women about the efficacy of abortifacient drugs? If not, then why tell them this misinformation? I mean personally if I had doubts about a medical procedure and you told me it was completely…

Is this the aspirin that I'm supposed to put between my legs?

"it also bans people from buying insurance plans through the Affordable Care Act that cover abortions"

OK, all you "fiscal conservatives" and "good Christians" - time to step up and drive these crazy fucks from your ranks.

In addition to how crazy and wrong and illogical this is...wouldn't "reversible" abortions go against the whole "abortion = murder" thing? Since, ya know, murder isn't reversible?

I sat on it, and it was comfortable as hell. I've never been so starstruck in my entire life and it was for a damn chair. Also #tinderpic.

And we all know that Obama can't be an honorary Starfleet Captain because he's a DIRTY FOREIGN MUZZZLIM!!!!!

Someone needs to shoop a Starfleet Captain's uniform onto Obama. Someone, please make this thing happen, because it will be awesome.

That's what you said about Gondor, and look what happened to poor Theoden.

The Queen is so well dressed you might say Wintour is coming....i'll let myself out.