Ummm... the tone of this article was really flippant. I'd love to see some more well-thought out posts about ISIS, how they view/treat women and children, and why/how these girls may have been convinced to leave their (comfortable?) lives and travel to a war zone. I know Jez isn't the NYT, but I think you guys could…

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

1.) He is clearly a champion in the sack.

I have personally used the services of a "crisis pregnancy center" (due to an unplanned pregnancy when I was unemployed, uninsured and broke, along with a lack of Planned Parenthood in my vicinity) and it was quite an experience. I am grateful that it was there to provide the services I needed at the time, like…

Just like the old saying goes: "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach. A way to a woman's stomach is through her vagina. Or was it heart? I can't remember. Anyway, vagina."

uuuuugh baby jeans. YOUR BABY DOES NOT WANT TO WEAR JEANS. YOUR BABY WANTS TO RUN NAKED AND FREE, BUT FAILING THAT, YOUR BABY WANTS TO WEAR NICE STRETCHY FLEXIBLE LEGGINGS THAT WILL NOT KEEP EIM FROM CRAWLING AND WIGGLING AND GENERALLY ENJOYING EIR BABY LIFE.

Saw him years ago in a play at the Kirk Douglas Theater in LA. He was nude for a portion of it. He has no need to pad anything.

PATRICIA ARQUETTE OH DAMN GIRL, I DIDN'T SEE THAT EQUAL PAY SLAM COMING!!!!

My poor cat is now hiding under the couch because I screamed my appreciation for the best acceptance speech in ages.

Because the second amendment is why! And Amurrica, and freedom! And these colors don't run!

Also, according to some media sources, when the Imam told women to step back, hundreds of them went and carried her coffin, and led the funeral prayer themselves.

Time to truck out this old chestnut:

We'll get there, America. We'll get there.

If it doesn't get renewed I am going to boycott television on the nights nothing good is on

Fuck, you're right.

Is Alexander Skarsgård swimming naked there? Can I join him? If so, hell yes I will move there!

I am planning a wedding right now and this guy can fuck right off!!#$@! There is so much shit to do and stuff that you didn't think would cost so much but does and FUCK THIS GUY for trying to add more to this! Seriously Republicans...you care so fucking much about PERSONAL LIBERTY SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE'S…

I'm betting "syphilis" is the example disease because if they come out and say "HIV" outright, then people will see this for what it is.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO USE THIS GIF

Right now:

I worry this is leading to a situation in Harlan, Kentucky where one of the more slow-witted deputies drags in a confused blonde lady in handcuffs, "I got her, Sheriff! I got the magic ice lady!" "Oh, god dang it, Cletus! That was a joke!"