Onions are about STRENGTH, about PERSEVERANCE. They are CHARACTER-BUILDING. Tear-free onions are for weak fake food, like what you get from McDonalds, in a TV dinner, or the unholy abomination that is Campbell's French Onion Soup.

Don't eat pretty much any vegetable ever then. Our modern food supply is the results of thousands of years of cross-breeding and selective cultivation.

Regardless of whether you hate Iggy, this is like soooooooo not ok.

The last guy, for all his other failings, was quite fervent in his efforts to root out the child rapists.

Hey there with your valid assessments

I would like to take this moment to say: what this delivery driver did was unprofessional and uncool and so shitty.

This shit cannot be said enough:

"Think about where this could lead if government gets involved in science and medicine."

Hey, when I party with my hot male coworkers, it goes like this, in this exact sequence:

And should you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, please drive yourself directly to your local RepubliCare Health Center, where you will be calmed with soothing music ("God Bless the USA" is on constant loop in the RHC) and administered a happy ending by a shapely woman in a nurse's uniform wearing a…

Even though their move is rhetorical and will never happen, it is still damaging to women and deserves a full-throated response. My response to this fuckery is best presented in gif form:

"Pregnancy is a choice" - this from the party of "family values" and restricting access to family planning. Oh wait that's right, no sex for you whores, and ESPECIALLY not poor whores! God forbid!!

Good thing we teach everyone in school how to not get pregnant.

Also, under the Hatch Amendment, all babies would be given 9mm automatic pistols with extended magazines.

That's insulting to werewolves, I'm sure most of them aren't conservative.

The Republican mindset:

"Most parents who don't vaccinate aren't dumb, and they don't think they're being selfish."

This guy volunteers, just as soon as he defeats the horrible evil pond.

I mean, idk but having so many corgis that I could conceivably trip on one seems like the opposite of a problem.

It actually bothers me that I am not bothered by the retribution. Because I know its wrong. It is always wrong. I will not condone what this girl did. But I am not outraged by it either. And that is not a good thing. I have been so jaded by the countless acts of sexual violence towards women and the lack of justice…