Pretty sure the narrative is that he was unfaithful from the start,

I guess Andrew’s continued existence is proof all those Diana was killed on Philip’s orders conspiracies are false.

So it could be that I’m sick and I’ve taken an unspeakable amount of NyQuil but I have no idea what this article is about 

I identify as straight now, but I have dated women. I don't find women sexing other women icky at all. Don't read things into my post that weren't there, please.

I’m perplexed at all the “double standard” cries from ostensible feminists on Twitter about how unfair she’s being treated over “consensual” affairs. She had sex with subordinates; feminists have argued for years this creates a power imbalance that calls into question how consensual said relations can truly be. Why…

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

Does she care about anything besides faux pearl clutching and getting work done on her face?

It’s been asked “how did she keep this going??” and the answer is, horny old rich men. I’m being flippant, of course, but I can’t help but see a gender divide in how this whole Theranos drama has played out. Holmes’ Stanford professor Phyllis Gardner saw through her right away, but Holmes quickly shoved aside in favor…

Here’s the problem with forgiveness and why I loathe calls for it: victims are expected to forgive the perpetrators who, most of the time, have done nothing to merit absolution let alone ask for it. Plus there are some things, like murder, where “I’m sorry” isn’t going to cut it for some people, like myself!

“The best line, “You are making me look like an idiot!” Nope, you’re doing that all on your own.”

The best line, “You are making me look like an idiot!” Nope, you’re doing that all on your own.

I hate this stupid cocksucker beyond my ability to form reasonable thoughts.

I think Fox News is testing the waters for its inevitable abandonment of Trump. With the exception of maybe Hannity, they were never going to be Ride or Die for the guy. Even Tucker Carlson is too much of an opportunistic chameleon to stick around when the SS Donald starts sinking. So Fox kept Shep Smith on-air as a…

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.

Soup soup soup! Always delicious! I love chicken and rice lemon soup that’s thick, like the kind you get in Greek diners. It’s super easy to make and reheats well.

Nothing screams “alpha male” quite like “THEY’ER BEING MEAN TO ME!"

His monotonal, distant affect in today’s presser [such as it was] is completely consistent with the obvious decline in mental capacity he’s been showing off of late. 

It’s not upcycling if you take a brand new, perfectly usable sandal, and turn it into hot garbage that makes it look like you got your foot caught in a diving flipper. Not okay.

He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

I just want everyone to take a deep breath.