Can we please all agree to stop spreading the false message that Joe Biden is a sure win in November? We cannot afford to get complacent and have a repeat of 2016.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

#4- He’s on a nice farm upstate, where he can run free with the other Spectrum Children.

GIRL, FULL BODY CRINGE. You are the hero we need.

Germaphobes also wouldn’t be so reluctant to use protection like masks or social distancing during an outbreak. I think his behavior during this whole pandemic kinda eliminates any ‘germaphobe’ claims he makes from here on out.

Point of order: without attempting to slut shame in any way, no one who has any kind of anxiety about disease transmission has unprotected sex with a porn star they just met. I’ll be the first to say that porn stars are people too, and they deserve to have a sex life outside of their job. But they also understand,…

I’m not going to snark about her wanting to get paid for her work, that’s understandable. I’m definitely going to snark about a) the $250K-$350K cost of those shoots and b) her photos always kinda creeped me out anyway (but the creeping part is my problem).

How much do you think a baby goes for on the free market? It’s not like you can just buy one and be done with it - they don’t stay cute forever, so you have to keep purchasing new inventory.

Amen - there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Bell-Shepards owning some apartments. In fact, as rental housing stock in LA goes, you’re much better off having a celebrity couple like them for landlords (they’ll fix things, if only to avoid bad press) than some real estate investment ghoul like Steve Mnuchin who…

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Orange is the new Black

Then WHAM! An interrobang to the side of the head.

She not only ignored her, but she let someone else speak up instead of her and engaged them. Classic teacher move.

became a kind of bible for Gen-Xers

Love and strength to you. XOXO

I was diagnosed with mets dec 31st last week, after eight years cancer free. I know I should feel sorry for her, but I’m just scared for myself

Not aware of this. Details please?