His father stabbed another man to death while waiting in line to see Santa (yes, with kids in tow), so “alright” for him may not be the same as for the rest of us. 

After image searching Motherboy to get that picture, only a half a scroll down was this image, strangely yet satisfyingly tagged Motherboy.

Hey maybe she'll post pics of her and Mike at Motherboy 2019!

I don’t watch the bachelor so I don’t know if he’s a good guy or if he’d make an interesting Bachelor, and I’m not entirely straight, but that’s a pretty fucking handsome man right there.

THE DNC SUGGESTS WHITE LIBERALS LOCK THEIR PARENTS IN THE BASEMENT ON ELECTION NIGHT IN ORDER TO SECURE A 2020 WIN.

Ya’ll don’t think you might be overreacting a bit to an old white woman marveling at Beyonce’s follower count and wondering “What if?”.

That’s making a lot of very generous assumptions about McCain (that she can follow directions, that she’s self-aware enough to build a character, that she isn’t ridiculously thin-skinned and petty) that I’m not sure is warranted.

“I’m more afraid of racist Zionists who support Apartheid Israel than of the mentally ill young people the #FBI recruits to join ISIS.”

After reading more about him and his competition (from afar) I say hold your nose and re-elect him. But yeah, disappointing to say the least.

The only correct answer; Never.

$95,000 My Little Pony necklace

Almost makes you think that this was his end game all along. At least that’s what I think: throw everyone under the bus to get the heat and eyes off the fact that he’s a piece of shit abuser and pedophile himself in order to get a reduced sentence or a comfortable life in witness protection. He’s a bitch.

Where could he go with all that crap on his face? Where exactly could the Feds place him that his own tendencies toward stupidity won’t drive him into the nearest hood where any kinda thuggy teen couldn’t take him down, let alone actual hardcore criminals?!

Its historical accuracy has very little to do with its value as a narrative. 

The Secret Service reportedly wants to buy a pair of jet skis to train agents to protect President Trump while he and his family are vacationing beachside. According to the federal agency, “The First Family is very active in water sports.”

“The First Family is very active in water sports.”

Of all his children, Ivanka has to be the one with the greatest lack of self-awareness. And this is quite a feat when you consider her competition if tweedle-dumb and tweedle-dumber (I’ll let you guys which is which).

I do not understand the science behind your comment but it delights me nonetheless. 

Still think restorative justice might have taken the form of a college fund for kids who actually want to go to a highly selective college, and have the academic chops to get in, but can’t afford it.   The amount would have had potentially plenty of zeroes, proportioned to the net worth of the accused and large…

The primary thing this feckless cunt inherited from that shitpile is a wealth of unsettling admiration for Ivanka Trump.