Obligatory:

Translation:Chump looks best in rooms with no light whatsoever.

Seriously.  FAKE NEWS

Remember your daily affirmation, folks:

I was shocked to learn in this article that Ariana Grande is not Latina.

Who in their right mind would compare any of her music to Portishead?

I’m torn between being horrified and thinking she is the most awesome grandma ever.

I can fling flaming bags of shit at him as an homage to GG Allin.

“...the sort of thing that’s beneath him. I mean what the hell is anymore.”

Whoa calm down there Casanova

Reminds me of the Great Obama/Gisele Bündchen “No, YOU’RE the butthole!” Flame Wars of 2004-2007. Tsk... So many pointless deaths...

She really is so much more than her modeling career. She has used her hotness for good, unlike certain other models who could be best but won’t 

Lots of jokes flying over heads in this thread.

I am both shocked and deeply offended by Tiegen’s assertion that Trump is a “pussy ass bitch.”

I am so sick and tired of Chrissy Teigen’s filthy mouth: the name-calling, the way she leads people at rallies calling for violence against minorities, the way she brags that she can grab people by the pussy, and can shoot people on 5th ave...

I’m not down with this anti-intellectualism. I have a large vocabulary. I use the words I know with the closest meaning to what I am trying to say. It means sometimes I use words other people don’t know. Fancy words are fun to learn and say!

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.

But it’s okay if you use it right, like referring to a penultimate word?

• Donald Trump and Mike Pence are maaaaaybe on the rocks. [Yahoo News]

Debra the Mess Messing - his nicknames are so petty. Not clever or even on point, just silly.