As someone who enjoys football, I hate that TNF is still a thing. The games are just awful.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Now for your intensive broadcaster training course:

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

(a dejected Houston Texans GM loads $10 million in a wheelbarrow to burn in a barrel fire) (looks through his desk for charcoal lighter/matches)

Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.

Non-comprehensive list of Trump talking physical violence at his rallies:

Are there days yet when Trump hasn’t been shown to be an embarrassment? Surprise! Words have meaning, asshole. I hope this is a multimillion dollar lawsuit that drags him through the mud for a long, long time.

I agree that men’s basketball is more respected, for better or worse, than women’s, BUT, a women’s roster is still only 12 players. But I look at a 111 game winning streak and think, even IF there are other schools out there that claim to also emphasize having a good women’s program (I root for Maryland men’s and…

It may be odd asking this on an article where UConn lost, but: How is there so little parity in WCBB? 111 consecutive wins? That’s insane. I know the coaching is good and the talent is good but there’s only a handful of roster spots available on a basketball team and there are tons of basketball players out there.…

Yes. I’m deluded, I know, but the press showed such deference to Bush due to 9/11. And they got into loads of trouble for not doing their due diligence but taking the administration’s word on many of the subjects you listed above.

Bush’s people were as loyal as Reagan’s, and willing to fall on their swords for the man.

I agree. I have a model rocket that I launched a couple times re-using the same frame. If I remember correctly Estes makes those kits. I think mine was sub-orbital as well. I guess I beat Bezos to sub-orbital flight as well. Orbit....now that is something special. Props Elon for doing what our government couldn’t do.

He has some real garbage novels, but his short story “The Jaunt” will probably haunt my sleeping mind forever.

“Illegal stitch in time on the receiving team. Nine yard penalty. Replay the down.”

No doubt, no doubt

Sean Spicer just said in the daily press briefing that the WH never tried to do this. Which I’m sure is 100% true, just like everything else the WH says. /s

Paul Ryan’s reputation as the Republican’s “serious policy guy” seems to be entirely based on the fact that he wears a nice suit and takes himself very seriously. Nothing he has ever done has shown any indication that he is actually capable of creating any kind of actionable policy. Look at this healthcare fiasco and…

NO! Jamey Sheridan was awesome.