I don’t know about how they do things in Indiana, but I won’t watch a shitty in-flight movie without my wife. No sirree Bob.

No. Options (both puts and calls) introduce leverage, and involve defined risk (only the premium paid). Shorting a stock involves unlimited risk, because there is no theoretical ceiling to a stock’s price.

A genuine MLB game: Christ, look at that empty upper deck. Remind me again why publicly financed stadiums are a good thing?

Sean Spicer:

“alternative facts”

Wow. My family lived in the UK for a few years when I was a young kid and it’s all coming back to me - thirty years later. It is (or at least was) huge over there.

This is just so terrible. I don’t know what I’m more afraid of - that this was suicide, or that it wasn’t.

How about never?

I wouldn’t go losing my head over it, though.

Please: it’s been done (see my post in the greys)

Oral Roberts...is that anything like an Anal Johnson?

As part of the Trump Administration, the Hitler comparison was way off.

This is Peak Spicer, right?

He is mostly Dane, right? Something else in there? Wisdom Panel on Amazon is pretty great if you’re curious...

I needed this thread today. After a bomb threat at work this afternoon and Union Station being locked down at commute time...now is the time for pets. Our four:

Talk about a case for an abortion. cf: humilitee.

Congratulations, Trumpkins. You’ve got your very own little war.

+1 Reich

Seriously, did Tesla not learn that everybody HATES Android tablets?

Okay, Doctors. Let’s get some conforming cushioning to aid recovery. 500 pimento cheese sandwiches STAT