Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

Midgets vs. Mascots

Fuck you, Jill Stein. I hope you get brought up on those criminal trespass and criminal mischief charges from earlier this year. You helped make this.

What we’re seeing now is the opposite of volatility. The DJIA is up about 10% since November 9 and the S&P 500 is up about 5%. The VIX (volatility index), on the other hand, is near historic lows.

+1 Red Card

Mirror.

Restricted to Prime accounts only, and only one per Prime account.

Restricted to Prime accounts only, and only one per Prime account.

Me too. +1 Bear

Me too. +1 Bear

+1 Alt-Right

Something about a horse and a barn door.

Mirror up.

Does anyone have a mirror for the video? I watched it on YouTube last night but did not think it would be taken down. ...this is the normalization, I guess...

+1 Red Card

I honestly did not know this was happening tonight.

Now somebody please hack all those bums in the Tenderloin. That is some next-level nastiness.

Cut him some slack. Look, nobody’s Burfict.

“Acknowledge Lucier.” - Ben Carson

Agreed, just get one. I did a two-month TDY in Japan and would be driving, and my employer insisted I get one. Of course they let me expense it.

The Cutlet, now available at your local butcher and/or waiver wire.

SAD!