This dumb fuck. He still believes manufacturing jobs are coming back to the United States.

Lions & Bears & Apes, Oh My!

ALDS? More like AIDS.

His whole jobs position is lunacy. Doesn’t he realize that the US in 2016 is not, and nor should it be, a manufacturing economy? It is overwhelmingly a service economy.

I mean, so many empty seats.

Did anyone else notice her smirks while she was taking notes? I caught at least three, the first being when Trump was mentioning “law and order”: I thought, she knows she’s got him. It was like a poker tell. 

Where there is a poorly understood derivative with imaginary value whose very existence is owed to the poor financial decision making of everyday jamokes, there will be shrewd, organized capitalists there to turn a buck at some sucker’s expense.

Please, close parentheses sometime.

That is exactly the question 31 NFL teams are asking themselves right now.

How do you subtract from zero? 2430 games per regular season, where each game represents less than .6% of the season.

The Patriots entered tonight’s game against the Texans as slight underdogs

Quick question: why is this guy, and not the guy who beat the shit out of him, in jail?

All twenty of the fans in the stands were shocked.

It is worth noting that Richard Sherman graduated Summa Cum Laude, second in his class (Stanford).

Rutgers, the joke of the B1G. Take it from someone who knows: they are routinely referred to as the Scarlett Nights - minus the “K” - obviously referencing menstruation.

I am so upset.

To be fair, this was the most exciting thing that happened during this game.

This is the Cubsiest Cubs the Cubs have ever Cubs.

More like “Vaginal Discharge” AMIRITE?

Texas public schools AMIRITE?