Certainly stable, but not successful. These attendance numbers are awful.

They ruled on nothing for the domestic violence, but saying not-nice things about Sweden got her a six month suspension.

Not pictured: Ted Cruz (“Lucifer In The Flesh”, per Boehner)

If these were terrorists, they would be aiming extremely low.

This is all about economics. She is a de facto liability offering no upside (she will be useless in 2019).

It’s funny: some errant comments against Sweden got her six months from soccer, but demonstrable domestic violence got her zero days - from soccer or prison.

So now they should pay attention to much more serious things.

Do you how shitty you have to be to get crushed by Andy Reid in the playoffs?

I can’t remember the last time I agreed with the New York Daily News, but here it is:

Are those porta-potty style structures what the Rams are using to pass off as luxury suites at the Coliseum?

Hey, give him some credit. That night at the gas station was harrowing. He could have dyed!

Snitches get Stitches

I was born in Baltimore and, as the crow flies, I live less than ten miles from Ft. McHenry. I have to say, this is a beautiful compilation.

As community service, the three remaining US swimmers will snuff the Olympic Cauldron in the closing ceremonies on Sunday night. Shouldn’t be too difficult.

C’mon, guys. Just do it in the pool.

You could practically hear eagles fly overhead during this 100m hurdle sweep.

So, seriously: is this a de facto hostage situation? Lochte and Feigen come back for ‘questioning’ or the other two don’t leave?

Looks like you’ll have to bow down to Trump’s Rapists and Criminals(TM):

I think this is proof the Swedish players all own brazilians.

I thought Rio had already been upgraded to nuclear dumpster fire?