This is officially more ridiculous than any scandal involving balls and puns.

Here you go:

From now on the McConaughey Oscar acceptance speech (McCOAS) should be the measurement for douchiness. So, like, pointing out someone's grammatical errors is worth 5% of an McCOAS. If you earn a full McCOAS it means you are the douchiest douche who ever douched. Bill Maher is worth 2.75 McCOASes.

I understand the theoretical intentions of GG, but every single thing that's happened associated with it has been offensive and usually sexist. The people who want to be the video game civil rights movement need to abandon GG and get a new name, because the word Gamergate is toxic.

"Jeez buddy have some decency and cover that thing"

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the benefits of stainless over plastic are numerous.

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the…

It was only a matter of time before the signs of hip dysplagia began to emerge.

"Murda my balls, destroy my cockin' balls".

I have just watched "Crankin' My Hog" five times in a row and tears are streaming down my face.

Mangini isn't just ANY Forty Niners assistant. He's the tight end coach for the 2014 season. You know the one that turned Vernon Davis from an offensive monster to a guy with 26 catches for just under 250 yards.

Good luck with that, Oakland!

If it's green tea pocky, I'll but a 100 boxes. As medicine.

He's working now on how to make medicated Pocky.

the soundtrack to the first SpongeBob movie was pretty awesome- ween, anyone?

"She a problem" because she's so good Yeezy worries she might surpass him.

Isn't it weird that both comedy and academia are purported to have such a liberal bias? Almost like there's something there.

He's just an unfrozen caveman, unaware of your societal expectations that he be angry at mild violence.

As Luck would have it, the Colts' offensive line sucks.

Makes sense. We know that he's experienced in various disciplines.