The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

Buttfumble aside, I think Sanchez got a bad rap. He could be a decent QB but had absolutely no offensive talent around him when he was on the Jets.

Yeah this is a laughable statement. You know what these two are the "greatest" at? Having great PR and marketing teams. Drake is innocuous and weepy, and Wayne is lazy and boring. I don't see how someone can listen to any of the dozens and dozens of amazing rap acts like Ghostface, Kool Keith, or even Kanye and…

Snoop Dogg on:

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

I have to admit I was one of his disappointed fans. I followed @TotallyManu but didn't see any tweets about thinning hairlines or bulbous noses anywhere.

Kelly: BELLY-FLOP CONTEST!! LET ME SEE YOUR BEST OFFENSIVE LINE!

I can remember when the Simpsons was actually funny, and the episodes actually had some meaning behind them. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Many radical feminists see trans women as yet another example of people with dicks demanding access to their spaces, telling them they know their shit better than they do, dismissing their feelings and thoughts, and then explaining to them how to feminism.

Will any of this keep Nick Foles from regressing badly? Because that's really my biggest worry (lifelong Eagles' fan). Jesus, MARK SANCHEZ is my back up, along with Matt "Deer in the Headlights" Barkley.

excellent use of Todd

I hope the Bears draft him.

As Danny "Machete" Trejo says,

You idiots! You captured their stunt doubles!

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.

I loved this one. So random.

This is how I know that Lovie Smith is taking this team in the wrong direction. A real Schiano Man would never reflect.

I believe tryouts for Petulant 20-something Commenter Who Doesn't Want Kids is always open.

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…

Actually, it comes from Googol, which was the invention of an American: [en.wikipedia.org]